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THE NEWSLETTER OF THE DOWEL

August 2023

If you have a Dowel - never let it go.

Greetings Dowel fans!

Last month google once again marked our email newsletter as "potentially dangerous". If you missed it - you can read it here. I suspect the references to libido wellness and increased sexual charisma which we attributed to the Dowel, together with the truth about JFK and my many spelling mistakes triggered something or other - and google decided this email was suspicious. Anyway, this month I am taking a holiday - so instead of the full newsletter - here is a bunch of affiliate links selling Dowels, for which I may or may not make a small commission from every time you use them to make a purchase. (I dont - that requires effort and tracking cookies). However- if you email them with your Dowel membership number then they will give you a 10% discount on the advertised price.

For "thats weird" this month - I saw a woman pedalling an electric lime bike which only had one pedal... she didnt seem that bothered, the electric assist pushed the crank around for the bit she couldnt, it was quite a nice bit of improvisation actually. Anyway - here are the cheap Dowels. (Purchasing these will improve you sexual charisma - its an undeniable fact that is worth repeating)

Dowels for sale

UK Dowels: £100 gets you almost 5000 10x40 hardwood Dowels! https://www.ashwood.biz/10mm-diameter-212-c.asp

NEXT MONTH

Who knows!

P.

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