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- January 2026 -

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Praise the Dowel!

Greetings Dowel fans!

Its January 11th (1/11) the Doweliest Day of the year (so far!). I already feel like its going to be a great year for the Dowel and all the fantstic people who believe in the Dowel. People like you! This month we introduce you to the Dowel Archive of Erotically Charged yet Still Broadcast Safe Dowel Imagery and we report on how far our Dowel Cards travelled last year.

The Dowel Archive of Erotically Charged yet still Broadcast Safe Dowel Imagery

We spent all of last year trying to encourage you to join our whatsapp channel - it appears none of you (very few of you) listened. So, as a further means of encouragement - the Archive of Erotically Charged yet Broadcast Safe Dowel Imagery is going to be made available only to those who sign up to our whatsapp channel. Note the archive will not be opened before February 11th 2026 (3 days before valentines day), so you have until then to prepare youselves.

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A DOWEL CARD AT CHRISTMAS TIME - FACTS!

Record numbers of Dowel themed cards were sent out last year - here are some related facts:

The Dowel Cards (collectively) travelled over 110,000 kms during December.
The most isolated Dowel member lives more than 4000km from any other card receiving Dowel member.
The closest card receiving Members (ignoring those domiciled together) live just 0.8km apart. What this tells me is that you all need to make more of an effort to sign up your neighbours.
The second closest are less than 2km apart and appear to have both signed up independently via different means – i.e. they don’t share a mutual initial contact....
Final card fact - apparently zero Dowel members can see the 3D image on the front of last years card. I knew magic eye was a sham. If you think otherwise - let us know via email.

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR THESE EROTICALLY CHARGED YET STILL BROADCAST SAFE DOWEL RELATED IMAGES? ONLY HERE!
THE WHATSAPP CHANNEL OF THE DOWEL!!

You won't even be asked to prove you are 18! Key takeaways:

Its private (as much as anything from meta is…)
Your phone number is not shared with me, or anyone else following the chanel. No one can see your deatils.
Meta probably track you, although they say they dont
You will find a nice juicy link to the newsletter just as soon as it is released…
You can sign up and then just completely ignore it no one minds.
https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VawAffN72WTvMBcXMc3X
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