Greetings Dowel fans!

Its time once again for our monthly Dowel newsletter! This month we bring you all the latest Dowel news - including news on Dowel drinks, Dowel stickers, new Dowel members - and a reader has sent in a picture of some "Super Dowels!" Read on for all this and more. Praise the Dowel!

NEW DOWEL STICKERS AVAILABLE NOW

Our marketing team knows what is currently popular and is all over the current fad for not supporting fascists. So, show you are familiar with what's currently trending – by purchasing our new anti-fascism stickers - available now from all good Dowel shops.

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WHAT DO YOU FIND INSIDE A DOWEL BAR?

Dowel Bar… its a pun! You see a bar is a place you buy drinks and a Dowel bar is used to join slabs together... Anyway, like any self respecting organisation – we have our own officially recognised drink. Ours is Cerveza Dowel! Its a fine IPA available only in Argentina. So, if you are ever down that way - make sure to mention you are a member of the Dowel for a 10% discount*.

The following drinks were also considered and are worth a mention:

• Belgium's Duval. I’m pretty sure Duval is belgian for Dowel – or its how a Belgian thinks Dowel is spelt. According to google translate it means Devil in Frisian...but what would they know.
• Mexico’s Maestro Dobel Tequila. Its Tequila Dowel, I dont know for sure - but I like to think each bottle comes with a Dowel in it.
• India’s McDowells no. 1 “Diet Mate” whisky – which the firm claims is the worlds first diet whisky and I quote: “Not because the whiskey is low calorie – but because it has ingredients that increase metabolism” to me that sounds like it makes you puke. McDowells also do a Rum and a Brandy.

DOWEL PHOTO OF THE MONTH

Every month we feature a photo of a Dowel (or Dowels) sent in by one of our readers. This month a member from Brisbane, Australia has sent in these photos of some very large Dowels. Here is a photo of what they refer to as "the Super Dowel selection":

And here are prices and detail for your info. Its not just the sandstone monoliths that are bigger in Australia - am I right? Ha, ha, ha.

We think it is indeed a fantastic collection and we are very envious. Thats why its our "Dowel of the month!" If you have a photo that we can feature - please send it in!

After the break!

Still to come - more Dowel news! Thats Weird! and our members update etc. etc.

Intermission:

More than 70% of people surveyed said their last encounter with a Dowel left them feeling warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Praise the Dowel!

That's Weird

The recent emails I have been getting from scammers have been telling me ways to impove my intenet security - genuine tips like use two factor authentication etc. is that weird?

If you have seen or overheard anything weird recently - please write in and tell us. PLEASE.

Members Update

Multiple new members this month (2), and people keep emailing me and I’ve just not got around to answering them yet. We will issue membership packs eventually – and just think when we do get around to it you will have forgotten all about it, so when it does come - imagine how great it will feel not knowing what it is? It will be a happy little surprise.

(I know you have all been keenly checking your postbox multiple times a day for weeks – I am sorry). I will email you when they are despatched.

NEXT MONTH

Next month we ask - are the medical benefits of using Dowels as suppositories exaggerated? All that and more in next months Dowel newsletter!

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