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THE NEWSLETTER OF THE DOWEL

JUNE 11 2024

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Greetings Dowel fans!

Its time once again for our monthly Dowel newsletter! This month marks the retrun of "Dowel of the month" we target vicars and we have a bunch of other Dowel related stuff - and as every its never enough. All praise the Dowel!

DOWEL OF THE MONTH

The feature where you send in photos of your Dowel has returned. This month we have a submission from "L.Dowel" who tells us "This is my Dowel keyring - it has had a lot of use but I think it still has quite some way before its aged well".

We think it has a lovely natural colouring, uncoated stock and firm texture. It is beautiful. It is perfect and thats why its our "Dowel of the month".

If you have a Dowel you would like to feature in our newsletter send us a photo via email – or text. NB: There is no prize awarded if your photo is selected as the Dowel of the month - all you win is our love and affection.

If you would like a specially made replica of this months “Dowel of the month” we have a limited supply to give away – again just email us with the subject line “I want that dreamy Dowel June 24”

Dowel Marketing Update

In this months marketing push we have a small number of bus-stop posters in some of the UK's cheapest locations aimed at vicars and priests encouraging them to make the change to the Dowel.

After the break!

Still to come - more Dowel news! Thats Weird! and our members update etc. etc.

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Intermission:

More than 70% of people surveyed said their last encounter with a Dowel left them feeling warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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That's Weird

Wholesome (?) Insults. Overheard recently:

“He never got his pen licence”

“Bro, you are so thick, you are so stupid – why would you say that my nan’s house stinks”.

and said by a young girl, yelling 10m behind her Dad - “Daddy you are so stupid” and the second daughter another 10m behind and who couldnt have been more than four years old told me “I don’t love anyone in this family except mummy”.

I don’t know why I found that funny. If you have seen or overheard anything weird recently - please write in and tell us. PLEASE.

Members Update

No new members this month - there is that guy who keeps messaging me on linkedin but I am ignoring him.

NEXT MONTH

Next month we ask – is there anywhere you wouldnt stick a Dowel? Have a think about it and let us know.

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