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All the French you could possibly need.

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1) Ordering Food

1.1) Asking for some food.

1.2) You want some food - but you suspect the boulang-a-man is trying to rip you off.

2) Getting to the Wedding

Helpful phrases when using a Taxi.

2.1) I would like to go to the church of Sainte-Croix-du-mont

2.2) What to say when the taxi driver does not know where the Church is.

2.3) What to say when you are late.

2.4) What to say when the dispatcher asks you where they should pick you up.

3) Things to say at the Wedding

3.1) Random phrases for when it looks like a response is required.

3.1.1) I really resonate with that, I feel the same way. Continue.

3.1.2) Tell me more, I demand details.

3.1.3) I may not be able to understand what you just said but I take offence to it.

3.1.4) Yes, but we can agree the bride looked stunning.

3.1.5) You look tired, try smiling more.


3.2) Conversation Starters

3.2.1) What do you think about the political and economic situation in France right now?

3.2.2) They tell me you prefer British food over French food – is that true…

3.2.3) I don’t like Rugby – I prefer intellectual pursuits.

3.2.4) The nerve of that woman, you know who I am talking about.

3.2.5) Does everyone outside of Paris live on a vineyard?

3.2.6) You know, this could have been a Dowel wedding.

3.2.7) Can you point out Pierre's mother to me.

3.2.8) If I was in charge of the music I would be playing hungry eyes about now.

3.2.9) How much did your house cost?

3.3) What to say if you find a potatoe under your table.

3-3-1) There is a potato under the table.

4) How to appologise when you have fucked up

4.1) A quick appology for minor indiscretions

4.2) I may be to blame for that actually.

4.3) Slightly sarcastic appology.

4.4) and once in Irish.